Academics and Mission
Academics
Our academics are strong. With corn fed minds and turkey stuffed hearts, there is no book chapter too long or a movie too hard for our students to conquer.
*Double entendre written by our Pop-Lit professors.
Mission
The mission of this University is to breed and raise strong students, fit to enter the wild world out there, prepared for whatever life may throw on or at them. Our students will be well fed, free-range thinkers, fit for market themselves.
Daily schedule
8:55 am - 9:25 am Bugle boy call
9:25 am - 10:55 am Trotting to class
11:00 am - 11:35 am Class/Lunch
11:45 am - 12:45 pm Books
12:45 pm - 1:30 pm Videos
1:30 pm - 2:00 pm Corn/Recess
2:00 pm - 2:35 pm Philosophy of Real Estate
2:40 pm - 3:25 pm Science of Real Estate
3:25 pm - 3:35 pm Turkey Dinner
"My son or daughter has never been more prepared to be alive than after this stuff from here"
Proud Cornturk alum parent or guardian shown in the photo, Mr Garvin Blortkraut, Class 1967
